Monday, December 6, 2021

Review: 'The Masters of the Universe Book'


In the early eighties, Kenner's line of Star Wars
¾-inch figures dominated toy store shelves, leaving its competitor Mattel lagging behind and scheming to catch up. The only way to compete with George Lucas's weird wookiees, jawas, and yodas was to get weirder, bigger, and all-around zanier. The braniacs at Mattel inflated their figures to a whopping 5½ inches, pumped their plastic muscles to asinine proportions, oversaturated them with candy colors, and gave them daffy names like Stinkor, Clamp Champ, Buzz-Off, Two Bad, Webstor (not to be confused with the character Emmanuel Lewis originated), and, for the leader of the gang, He-Man. 

Clearly, the braniacs at Mattel had a lot of fun making up these kooky heroes and monsters. Kids had even more fun playing with them or tuning into its Ronald Reagan-abetted weekday cartoon with its totally square messages of safety and friendship intended as a wholesome antidote to the series' punching and villain tossing. 

The Masters of the Universe were outrageous and ridiculous but beautifully designed, and a genuinely impressive team of artists were lurking behind the muscles and mossy flocking. Ted Mayer, a set designer who'd worked on Star Wars, concocted the Masters' sci-fi vehicles. Donald Glut, who wrote the novelization of The Empire Strikes Back and hung out with Monkee Mike Nesmith, wrote some of those mini-comics ingeniously included with the figures to give the characters some backstory. Bruce Timm, who'd create the acclaimed Batman: The Animated Series, illustrated some of them. Even the toys' package art bore a level of true artistry unseen in any other toy line.

The Masters of the Universe's visual pop makes Simon Beecroft's new book, cleverly titled The Masters of the Universe Book, a non-stop treat and an instant nostalgia booster shot for fans of the toys, comics, and cartoons in both their classic and current iterations (there's also plenty of space devoted to He-Man's sister, She-ra). Beecroft assembles and annotates images of all those wonderful toys, minicomics, and animation stills, while also making room for odder items, such as MotU puffy stickers, Viewmasters, colorforms, bubblebath bottles, record players, and brown paper lunch bags, which brought up some traumatic memories of having to figure out ways to hide their images of He-Man when my mom bought them for my school lunches after I was way too old for that kind of shit. Way to go, Mom!

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