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Thursday, June 1, 2017

Review: 'The Many Lives of Catwoman: The Felonious History of a Feline Fatale'


With the exception of The Joker, Catwoman has to be the most popular super villain in superdom—more infamous than Lex Luthor, the Green Goblin, Dr. Doom, or Batman’s other top nemeses, The Penguin and The Riddler, neither of whom has received his own comic series. And even The Joker has never been the title character of his very own feature film— though I’m pretty sure Catwoman isn’t too proud of that ammonia-scented stink bomb starring Halle Berry.

Nevertheless, Selina Kyle has had a decidedly rocky history. Despite debuting as an atypically in-control and unpunished woman at a time when virtuous female characters tended to reflect the extremely limited concepts of femininity common in the forties and femme fatales always received their comeuppance, Catwoman eventually succumbed to the nasty whims of her mostly male creators. She might be declawed in plot lines that wed her to bland Bruce Wayne or tortured luridly. Even when more progressive minded writers gave Catwoman something to do, childish artists depicted her as a sex object to be ogled. And on the number of occasions when she became too much of a handful, she was erased altogether. In fact, after she had the distinction of being Gotham’s only villain to get a mention in Frederic Wertham’s comics-industry-rocking excoriation Seduction of the Innocent in 1954, Catwoman was isolated in the kennel for twelve years until Julie Newmar repopularized her on TV.

Needless to say, the fact that Catwoman is a woman is intrinsically tied to her difficult history, which Tim Hanley relates in his new book The Many Lives of Catwoman: The Felonious History of a Feline Fatale. The author studies how his topic was treated in comics, television, film, and video games, noting the positive depictions (her initial appearances in the comics and later ones in The Long Halloween and Catwoman: When in Rome, her treatment on Bill Dozier’s sixties TV series and today’s Gotham, as well as Tim Burton’s Batman Returns) and the less positive ones that objectified and patronized her. The take away from this book is that Catwoman was a great female character full of potential, but the small minds in the patriarchal comics industry rarely knew what to do with her.

Hanley supports his thesis with an intense look at Catwoman’s many appearances (and absences). This can get a tad tedious since he spends a lot of time summarizing comics arcs, and while his constant quoting of the awful dialogue in Batman Returns doesn’t undermine his argument that the film offers a positive, feminist depiction of Catwoman, it does fog up a discussion of the film’s most positive attribute by continuously reminding us of its shittiest one.

The Many Lives of Catwoman still manages to be an excellent study as a whole, achieving a skillful balance of history and analysis. Hanley integrates his cultural findings with neat details about the Catwoman film Burton and Michelle Pfeiffer intended to make, the original casting choice for her first TV incarnation (not Julie Newmar), and the woman who quite possibly inspired her in the first place (not Jean Harlow or Hedy Lamarr as Bob Kane would have you believe). The Many Lives of Catwoman definitively captures Catwoman’s history, compellingly explains how she has bucked and reflected society’s treatment of women, and relates it all with attentiveness and humor. Hanley

Monday, October 31, 2016

31 TV Shows for 31 Days of Halloween Season: Day 31



Series: The Simpsons

Episode: “Treehouse of Horror IV”, in which the annual Halloween episode of The Simpsons hits its peak with a scarifying trio of terror tales presented by Bart à la Rod Serling on Night Gallery. First up is a spin on The Devil and Daniel Webster in which corpulent Homer Simpson barters his soul for one doughnut and Satan assumes the form of pious neighborino Ned Flanders. Next is the traditional Twilight Zone parody in which Bart plays a junior Bill Shatner who discovers a gremlin saboteur messing with his school bus. Finally, there’s the lavish “Bart Simpson’s Dracula”, in which Count Mr. Burns keeps an undead army of the undead at the bottom of his Super Happy Fun Slide and neither Francis Ford Coppola nor Stephen King make it out alive. Back when The Simpsons was still funny, nobody did Halloween episodes like they did, and no Halloween is complete without watching one. Happy viewing and happy Halloween!

Sunday, October 30, 2016

31 TV Shows for 31 Days of Halloween Season: Day 30


Series: Freaks and Geeks

Episode: “Tricks and Treats”, in which hapless nerds Sam, Neil, and Bill make the ill-advised decision to go trick or treating one last time…even though they’re in freaking high school. One might even suggest they deserve to get their candy stolen by local bully Alan and egged by Sam’s sister Lindsay and her burnout friends if our geeks weren’t so sweet and relatable. Every episode of Freaks and Geeks does a beautiful job of capturing the awkwardness of transitioning out of adolescence, but this one also does a great job of capturing the indescribable magic of Halloween Day. And remember: Bill is not a little girl. He’s a bionic woman.

Saturday, October 29, 2016

31 TV Shows for 31 Days of Halloween Season: Day 29


Series: Amazing Stories

Episode: “Go to the Head of the Class”, in which the half-hour fantasy series makes a little extra head room for an hour-long episode in which Christopher Lloyd plays a sadistic teacher who ends up as the headless victim of a satanic spell cast by students Scott Coffey and Mary Stuart Masterson. Unfortunately, losing his head is not enough to put Teach out of commission, and he returns to put the kids into detention for the insubordination. Rich in Halloweeny atmosphere and a gloriously ham-bone performance from Lloyd, Amazing Stories didn’t get more amazing than “Go to the Head of the Class”. “Mr. Braaaaand!”

Friday, October 28, 2016

31 TV Shows for 31 Days of Halloween Season: Day 28


Series: The Munsters

Episode: “Munster Masquerade”, in which the ultimate Halloween clan attends a masquerade party and all of the party-goers believe The Munsters’ ghoulish visages are part of their costumes. The series’ very first outing is quintessential Munsters, with a bunch of boring straights getting freaked out by the family’s delightful uniqueness and more comedic misunderstandings than a month of Three’s Companies. Am I a weirdo for wishing I could live in that Munster mansion? It’s luxuriously huge, full of ravens and dragons, and it’s always autumn outside, with gusts sweeping dead leaves into the place every time someone opens the front door. Sigh. Too dreamy.

Thursday, October 27, 2016

31 TV Shows for 31 Days of Halloween Season: Day 27


Series: Hammer House of Horror

Episode: “The Silent Scream”, in which Hammer’s quintessential star, Peter Cushing, makes a small-screen appearance as a seemingly kindly concentration camp-survivor who hires ex-con Brian Cox to care for his menagerie of caged animals. Little does Cox know that Cushing intends him to be the latest addition to the menagerie and that a fellow does not need to be imprisoned in a concentration camp to survive one. Cox’s situation and escape attempts are nerve wracking and Cushing is even more evil than he ever was as Dr. Frankenstein. A last minute twist really solidifies the position of “The Silent Scream” as the greatest installment of Hammer House of Horror.

Wednesday, October 26, 2016

31 TV Shows for 31 Days of Halloween Season: Day 26


Series: The X-Files

Episode: “Home”, in which the discovery of the corpse of a severely mutated newborn leads to circumstances even more lacking in taste than that particular discovery. Mulder and Scully never encountered anyone like The Peacock Family of “Home”, and network TV hadn’t, either. This episode was so intensely disturbing that it earned its own special viewer warning and has the distinction of being the only X-Files episode with a TV-MA rating. Back in 1996, this kind of stuff simply did not appear on a network, not even a network like FOX. I personally could not believe what I’d seen. If the episode’s goal was to shock and disturb, it did its job like no other (though the subsequent “Sanguinarium” episode is the one that earns the pure gross-out award).

Tuesday, October 25, 2016

31 TV Shows for 31 Days of Halloween Season: Day 25


Series: Kolchak: The Night Stalker

Episode: “Horror in the Heights”, in which elderly people in Chicago’s Roosevelt Heights are being mysteriously murdered, and our favorite paranormal investigative reporter, Carl Kolchak, discovers that a Hindu demon called the Raksasha is to blame. Our favorite Hammer Studio screenwriter, Jimmy Sangster, wrote the topical script (with rewrites by future Sopranos bard David Chase) that deals with the squalid conditions of the Heights’ residents (which include the great comedian Phil Silvers). They just assume that the horrible droves of rats and anti-Semites that plague their neighborhood are responsible for killing their friends. The portrayals of the Jewish populace are a bit broad, but this is still a pointed episode that demands we stop throwing our elderly away with the trash. And, of course, Darren McGavin. Darren McGavin forever.

Monday, October 24, 2016

31 TV Shows for 31 Days of Halloween Season: Day 24


Series: Night Gallery

Episode: “Green Fingers/The Funeral/The Tune in Dan’s Cafe”, in which Cameron Mitchell is a sleazy industrialist who wants to build a factory on the property of gardening-enthusiast Elsa Lanchester. Mitchell would have probably backed off if he’d known just how effective the sweet, old lady’s green fingers are. “Green Fingers” soars with a macabre script by Rod Serling (based on R.C. Cook’s short story), creepy direction by John “Saturday Night Fever” Badham, the star of the greatest monster movie ever made, and an awesome tribute in Siouxsie and the Banshee’s “Green Fingers” (song not included in this episode). Our next painting is a morsel of fun silliness from Richard Matheson in which a vampire plans the funeral he never got a chance to have. The mourners look like the cast of The Halloween That Almost Wasn’t. Yay! The portrait at the end of our museum of miscreants depicts Susan Oliver and Pernell Roberts as a couple incessantly blabbing about their flailing marriage in a bar while the same crappy country song plays over and over on the juke box. Apparently, it was the song that was playing when another doomed couple was swept up in violence at the joint years ago. Despite some groovy psychedelic solarization effects and an elegantly filmed shoot out, this last tale is a whole lot of nothing. The other two are essential Halloween season viewing.

Sunday, October 23, 2016

31 TV Shows for 31 Days of Halloween Season: Day 23


Series: The Groovie Goolies

Episode: “Population Party”, in which The Groovie Goolies do the same things they do in every episode of The Groovie Goolies: crack corny jokes, spout catchphrases (“I needed that!”; “A-wa-roo-roo-roo!”), violate innumerable copyrights held by Laugh-In, look rad, and sing catchy bubblegum pop songs. This episode basically stands out because the songs “1-2-3” and “Population Party” are two of the series' catchiest.

Saturday, October 22, 2016

31 TV Shows for 31 Days of Halloween Season: Day 22


Series: Twilight Zone (1980s revival)

Episode: “The Shadow Man/The Uncle Devil Show/Opening Day”, in which the nerdy kid from “Charles in Charge” finds a bodyguard in a silhouetted boogie man that lives under his bed and ends up abusing that newfound power. The nightmare-stoking nocturnal appearances of the Shadow Man are what make Joe Dante’s segment unforgettable. The other segments—one a silly yet pretty unsettling short about a Satanic Captain Kangeroo and the other a role reversal tale in which Jeffrey Jones is the victim of a murder plot hatched by his wife and her lover (directed by John Millius, who wrote Quint’s U.S.S. Indianapolis monologue in Jaws!)—are pretty good, too.

Friday, October 21, 2016

31 TV Shows for 31 Days of Halloween Season: Day 21


Series: Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Episode: “Final Escape”, in which Season Hubley plays a convicted murder who plots a foolproof escape that involves hiding in a coffin and getting buried in the prison graveyard. Ha! Most of the shows featured in 31 TV Shows for 31 Days of Halloween Season have some sort of supernatural angle, but “Final Escape” may be the scariest of them all because of its realism. The final image will give you nightmares even if you see it coming. Hubley sure didn’t.

Thursday, October 20, 2016

31 TV Shows for 31 Days of Halloween Season: Day 20


Series: Tales from the Crypt

Episode: “The Ventriloquist’s Dummy”, in which lousy, aspiring ventriloquist Bobcat Goldthwait longs to learn the secrets of puppet-master Don Rickles. Rickles was once the greatest in the business, but now he’s retired, and apparently, hooked on dope. Not quite, boils and ghouls. The secrets behind Rickles’s syringe and miraculous ventriloquism skills are too amazing, too bizarre, too disgusting to reveal here. However, I will say that “The Ventriloquist’s Dummy” was the talk of the high school halls after it aired in 1990, and it is most certainly one of the most memorable tales The Crypt Keeper ever dredged up.

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

31 TV Shows for 31 Days of Halloween Season: Day 13


Series: The Young Ones

Episode: “Nasty”, in which a quartet of nice, young college boys want nothing more than to spend the evening with their rented VHS machine watching some of the recently banned horror movies that priggish moral crusader Mary Whitehouse dubbed “video nasties.” Poor hippie Neil, punk Vyvyan, cool-guy Mike, and People’s Poet pRick have their good time scuttled when a real, live vampire shows up to chase them around, launch into comedic monologues about socialism, and shill for Pot Noodle. The Damned show up to dress like ghouls and rage through the awesome title song.

Tuesday, October 18, 2016

31 TV Shows for 31 Days of Halloween Season: Day 18


Series: NewsRadio

Episode: “Halloween”, in which Mr. Jimmy James informs the staff at WNYX that they are banned from the station’s annual Halloween bacchanalia if they don’t get over their coolness and wear costumes. This leads to some truly horrifying and terrifying circumstances as Dave Nelson slips into “Kids in the Hall”-style drag and learns he’s more attractive as a woman, Bill McNeil gets his palms read and learns he has a mere 36 years left to live, and Matthew Brock dresses up like the construction worker from the Village People and does the robot. In the episode’s most disturbing turn of events, Joe Garrelli discovers that standing on his toes and claiming to be dressed as “Joe’s taller brother” is no longer an acceptable Halloween costume. The unceasing nightmare of it all!

Monday, October 17, 2016

31 TV Shows for 31 Days of Halloween Season: Day 19


Series: Twin Peaks

Episode: “Episode 29”, in which Twin Peaks exits the ABC airwaves by apparently killing off a half dozen of its citizens before dropping our hero, Special Agent Dale Cooper, into that nightmarish netherworld known as the Black Lodge. There he wanders from room to room where he meets cataract-eyed versions of characters long dead, arch-rival and psycho super-genius Windom Earle, demon serial-killer Killer BOB, and his own cloudy-lensed dopplegänger. After a stretch of relatively lackluster episodes, director and co-creator David Lynch returns to ensure that TV’s greatest supernatural-police procedural-sci fi-horror-soap-sitcom goes out with all the mesmerizing and terrifying power of its greatest episodes. The final scene will make you crap your pants, weep, and wish that the Showtime revival would just get here already, dammit.

Sunday, October 16, 2016

31 TV Shows for 31 Days of Halloween Season: Day 17


Series: Angel

Episode: “Smile Time”, in which puppets on a preschool TV show break through the fourth wall to suck the life essence from young viewers until they are reduced to horrifically grinning corpses. Fun! Actually, it is, because vampire-P.I. hero Angel ends up getting turned into a puppet, too. This one has it all, kids: very effective horror with all those dead tots and the really, really disturbing sexual overtones of the essence-sucking and great comedy from Angel’s co-workers when they discover that their brooding leader has been transformed into a hunk of felt.

Saturday, October 15, 2016

31 TV Shows for 31 Days of Halloween Season: Day 16


Series: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Episode: “Hush”, in which a clutch of well-dressed fellows with hideous Gwynplaine grins invade Sunnydale, California, to steal the voices of the town’s residents… so the folks can’t scream when the so-called “Gentlemen” cut out their hearts. In the middle of a fairly weak season, Buffy the Vampire Slayer gets off one of its best-loved and ingenious (“Hush” is almost completely devoid of dialogue) episodes. The floating, constantly gesticulating Gentlemen are regularly cited as the scariest motherfuckers ever to pop up on a show with no shortage of them.

Friday, October 14, 2016

31 TV Shows for 31 Days of Halloween Season: Day 15


Series: Xena: Warrior Princess

Episode: “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun”, in which fanged bloodsuckers terrorize a town and Xena and Gabrielle swoop in to save the day like a couple of Van Helsings. The twist is that the villains aren’t vampires; they’re the minions of Bacchus, the God of Wine (a dead ringer for the demon in Fantasia). The thing is, they’re totally vampires. I’ve always wondered how directly involved “executive producer” Sam Raimi was in Xena. This episode has a real Evil Dead feel with its babbling severed head, Army of Darkness-style Dryads, jerky editing, and heroes who get infected by evil forces. Nothing is as evil as the episode’s hip-hop bacchanalia, though. Try not to cringe yourself to death watching it. I always considered Xena to be the missing link between Batman and Buffy. Since yesterday’s show was Batman, you can probably guess what tomorrow’s will be…

Thursday, October 13, 2016

31 TV Shows for 31 Days of Halloween Season: Day 14


Series: Batman

Episode: “Marsha Queen of Diamonds/Marsha’s Scheme of Diamonds”, in which Morticia Addams, herself, Carolyn Jones, plays the jewel-obsessed Marsha, Queen of Diamonds, who employs her witchy Aunt Hilda to conjure up a love-potion. The scheme: douse Batman and marry him so that he’ll stop foiling Marsha’s diamond-heisting schemes. As Aunt Hilda, Estelle Winwood dons a pointy black hat and hovers over a cauldron boiling over with fog and monsters to imbue this episode arc with a touch of Halloweeny atmosphere.
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