Like, if I'm gonna read a book called Iconic Objects of the 1980s, I'm not doing it to learn a bunch of stuff like some poindexter. I'm doing it to get totally wigged out by a bodacious buttload of bitchin' eighties junk. I want every page to be a righteous barf-bag of Rubik's Cubes, shoulder pads, Yamaha synths, leg warmers, Casio watches, Swatches, Walkmen, Pac-men, and He-Men. Fer sure, there's all that stuff and more on the pages of Agata & Pierre Toromanoff's new book, but when that book is called Iconic Objects of the 1980s, I expect all the pics to be from the eighties! So, like, what's up with that He-Man action figure (don't call it a doll!) from 2002? Last time I checked, 2002 was not in the eighties. What about that bizarre Garbage Pail Kid sticker that looks nothing like a Garbage Pail Kid sticker... you know, the one I could only find on-line on a stock photo site, suggesting that it's probably some kind of bogus fan art or whatever. In fact, a lot of the images used in Iconic Objects of the 1980s are stock photos. That might account for why a shelf of VHS tapes includes Kill Bill, Resident Evil, and some Harry Potter movie. Those are some great movies from the eighties... Not!