Review: 'Rocky Horror by Mick Rock'

Mick Rock was a rock star photographer both in the sense that he photographed rock stars and that he was something of a rebel star himself. He gravitated toward the most visually electrifying artists of his time, including Queen, Bowie, Iggy, and T. Rex. So he was the perfect fit to serve as set photographer during the making of that most visual, rocking, and rebellious of seventies cult classic films, The Rocky Horror Picture Show. 

Review: 45th Anniversary 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' Picture Disc

Rock musicals usually don’t work because people like Andrew Lloyd Webber don’t understand the simple, primal thrust of Rock & Roll. The Rocky Horror Picture Show is a rare exception because Richard O’Brien smartly chose super-theatrical glam rock as his reference point and because his story’s sexual obsessions are all thrust. He also happens to be a terrific pop songwriter. I’ll admit that I’ve always found “Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch Me” annoying, but nearly every other number is aces. The performances particularly contribute to the authenticity, because most of the singers are not traditional musical-theater types. There’s nothing un-Rock & Roll about O’Brien’s Karloff croon and metal shriek or Little Nell’s bubblegum-gnawing turn on the timeless “Time Warp”. Natch, Tim Curry rules the motley roost as Dr. Frank-N-Furter, and he draws all the Jagger-esque swagger out of “Sweet Transvestite” and makes the legit inspiring “Don’t Dream It, Be It” tear-jerkingly gorgeous. 

So of course the film’s soundtrack is absolutely essential for anyone who has ever donned the garters and strutted at midnight (bonus: “Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch Me” is the first track on Side B, so it’s really convenient to skip!). The album has been available in a number of formats over the years, including several picture discs that have been popping up since 1979. Now Lou Adler’s Ode Records is reissuing the soundtrack on a picture disc with unique images for the film’s 45^th Anniversary.

 

As essential as The Rocky Horror Picture Show soundtrack is, picture discs usually aren’t ideal for anyone but picture disc collectors since the format is more about novelty than strong audio. The good news is that as far as picture discs go, this one sounds pretty good. Some picture discs suffer persistent surface noise, but aside from a slight hum noticeable only between tracks, the 45^th Anniversary Rocky Horror Picture Show soundtrack gets the job done. The lack of any cardboard outer cover is a bit chintzy, but if you’re simply drooling to get a gander at that photo of Frank on the disc, the clear plastic sleeve ensures you won’t have to spend a single second shivering with antici…………..pation.

Monsterology: Clowns

Way-hey, kids! Are you ready to have some fun? Because I’m the fun fellow with the floppy feet who loooooves to have fun! I love all kinds of fun! Like luring you into the sewer to play with my collection of balloons! They float! They all float down here, kids, and when you’re down here with me, you’ll float too! Sounds like fun, don’t it? I may take your arm, but just consider that the price of admission to my fun, fun sewer circus! You’re not scared, are you? I’m just the friendly, funny fellow with the floppy shoes, and everyone knows that a clown is a kid’s best friend, right? Right?

Wrong! In fact, the creepy clown has become such a common horror figure that it’s hard to imagine there was a time when children laughed along with the likes of Clarabell, Bozo, and Ronald McDonald. These days it seems that the easiest way to get distribution for a cheap-o, direct-to-video (sorry…I mean “direct-to-streaming”) horror movie is to stick a leering, fanged clown in it. Stitches (2012), Sloppy the Psychotic (2012), Mockingbird (2014), All Hallow’s Eve (2013), and of course, Clown (2014) are just a few of these fun flicks.

366 Days at the Drive-In: Day 184

The Date: April 1

The Movie: The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

What Is It?: Flop stage musical adaptation becomes the longest running cult movie in history when a bunch of dorks in garters start yelling and throwing shit at the screen. Tim Curry embodies sex better than Marilyn Monroe. Great songs, great attitude. If you haven’t experienced it in a theater with a bunch of dorks in garters who yell and throw shit at the screen, you’re inexperienced.

Why Today?: On this day in 1976, The Rocky Horror Picture Show has its Midnight coming out party at NYC’s Waverly Theater.

366 Days at the Drive-In: Day 13

The Date: October 13

The Movie: Stephen King’s It (1990)

What Is It?: This is hardly the ideal adaptation of Stephen King’s greatest novel, but Tim Curry is brilliant as an ancient evil that takes the shape of the things his victims fear most. I also like the kids who overcome those fears to hunt the monster in the sewers of Derry, Maine. The adults have more of a "Circus of the Stars" vibe going on, and the monster spider the climaxes the movie takes King's weird finale too literally.

Why Today?: Today is Face Your Fears Day.