Most people bristle at the idea of classifying Star Wars as science fiction, feeling it
more comfortably slips into the space fantasy or space opera slots. That may be
fair, but Star Wars does deal in
science with its strange planets, species, and space-travel physics. In their
new book The Science of Star Wars,
serious science writers Mark Brake and Jon Chase take all of this zany stuff
seriously in an attempt to calculate approximately how long ago and far away
the films took place, consider the galactic economic depression that would
result from the destruction of both Death Stars, and determine why Wookiees are
so hairy.
Brake and Chase may take these questions seriously enough to
provide thoughtfully considered answers rooted in real physics, chemistry,
biology, and evolutionary science, but they fortunately never forget that Star Wars should never be anything more
or less than fun, so they maintain a lighthearted tone and a good sense of
humor about it all. Nevertheless, a lot of the science leading to their
conclusions made my eyes glaze over. Because I do not have a strong enough
science background to debate the accuracy or legitimacy of the writers’
conclusions, I basically had to put myself in their hands and assume their
conclusions regarding the logistics of building a Death Star were straight. Considering
that they determined it would take 800,000 years to produce enough steel to
build one, I can’t even test their theories in any practical way. So much for that
Death Star I was hoping to tuck under the tree this Christmas.