The Date: April 12
The Movie: Heathers (1988)
What Is It?: High school kids stage the suicides of more popular high school kids before blowing up the school. The message: teenage suicide— don’t do it. Wait, no. That’s not the message. The message is don’t be a dick to Christian Slater or Winona Ryder. A fair message for sure.
Why Today?: Empire Magazine listed Heathers as the 412th best movie of all time and today is 4/12. Hey, you try finding an appropriate movie for every goddamn day of the year! I’m gonna grab some corn nuts, a bottle of Perrier, and my stuffed Tweety Bird and crawl into bed for a couple of months. Goodnight.