Does the mere idea of stepping into another mall, watching It’s a Wonderful Life for the zillionth
time, or talking to your loved ones make you throw up? Then settle your bowlful
of jelly into the La-Z-Boy® and deck your hall with today’s installment of Psychobabble’s 12 Days of X-Mas Episodes instead!
Merry vegetating!
Series: Xena: Warrior Princess
Episode: “A
Solstice Carol”, in which the magnificently goofy Xena: Warrior Princess reaches new heights of goofdom as all of the
essential Christmas myths fall into place for the first time in history. Xena
pretends to be a ghost to convince an ancient Scrooge to amend his ways (her
plan B: “The plan fails, we punch faces”) and Xena’s chakram becomes the star
atop the very first Christmas tree. Xena and Gabrielle also meet a bearded
toymaker named Senticles (say it out loud), create a fake snowstorm with
feathers, and even encounter wee baby Jesus. Xena resists the urge to do her battle cry thingy in his face.
