Does the mere idea of stepping into another mall, watching It’s a Wonderful Life for the zillionth
time, or talking to your loved ones make you throw up? Then settle your bowlful
of jelly into the La-Z-Boy® and deck your hall with today’s installment of Psychobabble’s 12 Days of X-Mas Episodes instead!
Merry vegetating!
Series: Wonder Woman
Episode: “The
Deadly Toys”, in which Diana Prince has an unusually disturbing holiday as the
faces of man-droids keep melting. Most unsettling of all is when she comes face
to face with Wonder Woman, increasing the possibility that she will be spending
December 25 watching her own lovely face reduced to a pool of blecch. Turns out
these uncanny-valley machines are the work of a toy maker with a weird concept
of stocking stuffers. The guy’s animatronic mama dolls, chattering monkeys, and
giant jack-in-the-boxes will also guarantee that visions of terror will be dancing in your head tonight. Christmas bonus: Frank “The Riddler” Gorshin plays the
terrible toy maker!
