The Movie: Gremlins (1984)
What Is It?: The holiday season begins for a week straight at the Psychobabble Drive-In with the nastiest Christmas movie ever peddled to kids. Insufferably adorable fuzz puppet births a brood of back babies after Corey Feldman gives it an accidental bath. The offspring rapidly mature into reptilian fun lovers who enjoy nothing more than Disney movies and Christmas caroling. Terrible things happen to Polly Holliday and Santa Claus. Feldman emerges unscathed.
Why Today?: Today is Go Caroling Day.